hey! i took an existentialism class and it ruined my life

my nihilistic/
world. everything's worthless/
existential angst

Here are some job related haikus I wrote yesterday

whoever told me
education opens doors
had a real degree

thirty resumes
you would think would be enough
guess what. you are wrong

spring sunshine mocks me
"marketable degree, ass"
I weep and agree

princess cranky pants
filled with urgh and self loathing
writes bitter haikus

Thoreau watched ants
total hippie, got a book deal
now i want a pond

would join the circus
if clowns weren't so satanic.
maybe for the best