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Wednesday, May 5, 2010

lost

dear lost producers/
i hate you. please choke on balls/
stop making me sad

Thursday, April 29, 2010

dear mcdonalds, you broke my heart

my egg mcmuffin?/
it's a sausage barf biscuit!/
rather be hungry

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

it's almost may! get a clue!

met my snow quota/
what the hell utah weather!?/
stop effin around

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

lost-less tuesday

tuesday. lost repeat/
what to do? now what to do?!/
maybe i'll just drink

Monday, April 26, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

busy weekend planned

busy moving shit/
this busy busy weekend/
no hiking for me

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

emo

relentless lameness
emo, worthless, sad, cranky
need some sunshine please